What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:45

You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.